"Nanno got run over by a packgoat..."

[Charlie Horse]

As a general rule it is never wrong to blame the Krampus. Except in like, July, of course. Its time to bring back the old traditions, even if they're politically incorrect (Trump won, after all). Santa's elves were originally a bunch of black midgets that slaved away on the toys, if you look at old depictions. The toys kids get should be wooden trains and cloth dolls, speaking of that. Bad kids get a lump of coal which is a great gift even still, because they can keep warm for a night. The really bad kids not only don't get toys, they get hauled away by the Krampus in a bag on a goat-drawn sled. I suspect that Santa and the Krampus were uneasy friends, like a settler and the Indian warrior that comes over for dinner now and then. Santa has to let the Krampus take a few kids every year regardless of whether any are even bad. So Santa ends up just saying "This kid has a stupid name" or "I don't like freckles". Frankly both Santa and the Krampus are pretty shady. For all we know it was Santa that tipped your tree!