Projectile vomiting

[Charlie Horse]

You think barf is bad. I have a little open-wheeled sports car. I participated in a group trip to the Black Hills a few years back with some other owners of similar cars. The Black Hills of S. Dakota are very scenic and have lots of winding roads which are perfect for sports cars, motorcycles, etc. And cows. A herd of them were crossing the road. The lead driver had his wife with him and he was going the fastest when we got to the cow crossing. Remember that these are open-wheel cars where your outside elbow hangs out and your face gets a lot of wind etc. This is what happens when you run over a fresh cow pie. Fortunately for the driver the cow pie went under the right front wheel and sprayed onto his wife instead of him. Whew!