Tracy to the rescue. With her trusty sidekick Dave

[Charlie Horse]

Really the whole birthing thing is horrifying and gross. Till now I had no idea you could "reach in" a miniature goat. And lassos and slimy stuff and placentas and dead babies. I'm going to be happy to just buy goats rather than breed them. I actually have a 4 year old female that has never been bred-- As rare as finding a virgin on a Mardi Gras float! I once bought a goat from some Mexicans who said she "very very probably wasn't pregnant". She was. But fortunately she had her single baby when I wasn't around to see the horror of it all. I'm leaving it to other people. Bleh.