would anyone be interested in a book about goat packing?

[Charlie Horse]

Yes sounds fun. Am I correct when I assume its a story about you trying to survive the journey to the north to escape the chupacabras down south? Keeping just ahead of them, and eventually, during a battle with them, you wind up with a chupa-cub. The cub is raised on goat milk and when he learns of the fate of his family, he runs away into the darkness. You continue onward along the train tracks, but to your shock you see a train slowly approaching, heading north! Just as you're about to climb on the train, you are attacked by the swarm of chupacabras! As the battle looks bad, and the goats are wearing down in the fight, the cub appears with an army of sasquach to save the day! This allows you the moments you need to grab the ladder on the train and hoist the goats into the open box car. The day is saved and you ride the train north into the sunset. As you go, the chupa cub waves and sheds a tear.