What did your goats get for Christmas?

[Nanno]

Oooh... the fireworks sure sound fun! We were fuddy-duddies and didn't set off any fireworks this New Years. It was 12 degrees outside so we watched a few distant neighbors' fireworks displays from our bedroom window before disappearing under our goose down quilt.

Goats definitely have magical vanishing powers when they don't want you watching whatever it is they're up to. The government tapped into this technology years ago, which is why emails, video recordings, meeting minutes, and any other vital information can magically disappear the moment someone mentions the word "investigation." But woe to you if the goats ever make your tax returns disappear!